Look, it’s been a long week:
A. I had to wage a war against snot.
B. I had to pry my maternity panties out of my kid’s mouth at the Park the other day because unbeknownst to me, they were static-clung to the fresh burp cloth I had just offered him to wipe up said snot. . .(I KNEW I shouldn’t have stopped using dryer sheets for budgetary reasons!)
C. I had to sit around on my fat ass and catch up on magazines. (Blogs are next. I owe sooooo many kind folks and awesome bloggers comments!)
D. I had to formulate a convincing argument to effectively persuade my Husband to allow me to construct a teepee in our living room this weekend.
(In case you were curious. . .Me: “Hey, I was wondering if you could help me make a teepee for me err Mac this weekend?” Him: “Ok.” Well played Deni, well played. You are a diabolical mastermind).
E. Let’s not even mention the bad shed cycle the fat fluffy cat is currently in.
So my point is the best I could come up with for a Friday Funny was a pair of shorts I found lying on the street in the middle of Canton Square yesterday morning. . .and frankly, I didn’t find them that amusing. . .Nor am I motivated enough to put a funny spin on it. . .
So here’s what I suggest you do. Click on this link and visit The Bloggess. She’s wildly popular. She will make you laugh until you cry. (WARNING: She curses more than I do, if that’s possible). And most importantly, she just posted a hilarious multiple choice quiz which I think should be a fan-freaking-tab-u-lous way to kick off your weekend.