Things I’ve said to my Husband while in bed recently. . .
“Well, the last time I washed it all this fuzz went everywhere.” In reference to the old dog bed.
“I’m sorry I made so much noise.” In reference to trying to plug-in my phone charger in near darkness while tipsy.
“I’m sorry, it made me gag.” Regarding some heartburn brought about by eating a salad smothered in ranch dressing and onions at 10 PM.
“Would you mind rolling over and keeping that away from me?” In reference to his iPhone while he listens to bird calls and mumbles about them just before he falls asleep.
Things my Husband has said while in bed recently. . .
“Stop biting me!” To the asshole cat under the covers.
“It’s hard.” Regarding an object he was lying on and couldn’t locate. . .later determined to be a Lego.
“I feel all itchy.” The evening after Mac and I ate a bunch of Cheerios in bed.
“The persistent quack of the mallard . . .snore” Yes. Really.
Oddly, I’ve never wanted him more. . .
Speaking of fun and funny, I’ll be back later today to announce the winners of this week’s Life Well Blogged No Laughing Allowed eBook give-away.