What the hell is this guy doing?! He looks like he’s fighting with that Doc Ock character from one of Mac’s super hero comic books. . .(or worse).
It’s a direct mail piece from a local gym. Sent to our house? ME!?
Obviously, they need to re-evaluate their marketing strategy.
I haven’t been in a gym since college. . .I certainly don’t aspire to fight Doc Ock. . .
Now, if they sent me a mailer depicting this guy wrestling a gigantic bottle of rum in a vat of cookie dough ice cream, that might be a different story. . .
If you need any help with your marketing, Canton Club, just let me know. . .my calendar is WIDE open!