But completely characteristically LAZY. . .
Congrats to Sister and Brother In Law! Their first child, a son, Michael was born last night just before 7PM. He’s a long and skinny little guy. And yes, she pushed considerably less than me. . .exactly 2 and a half hours less! Not that I’m bitter. . .at all. . .
Meanwhile, I’m tired and blah and not really feeling like drafting a post. . .My nose is bleeding. And this Kleenex wedged in my nostril not only makes eating the 1/2 block of extra sharp I eat every afternoon at this time difficult, but also makes typing a bitch.
This is unfortunate because last night provided some excellent material. . .but I’ll get around to it eventually (because I know you are all wringing your hands in worry about missing out on the insanity.)
Meanwhile, here’s some randomness. . .
WORDS MY KID SAYS THAT SOUND LIKE “FUCK”: fork, fox, fruit (well, “fruit” actually sounds like fucked and it’s a bit of a problem at the grocery).
Funniest Blog Post I’ve Read All Day: Lying to Your Kids About Sex Toys by Life According to Julie
Number of slices of bread I fed the birds today because I was too lazy to go out in the cold and fill the feeder: 8. Number of slices of bread my husband things I fed the birds EVER: 0.
Time kid requested to take a nap today: 1:50. Time he’s actually spent sleeping. . .so far, none.
Mac got a new big boy booster seat and is very pleased with himself
Tonight? Left overs and we’re unleashing a 20 month old on the Walters Art Museum. Good times. . .
Seriously, don’t worry your pretty little heads. I don’t plan on making these fluff posts a habit. . .(Lawd how I detest when blog content gets too “listy.”) I’ll throw you a couple good meaty bones in the next couple days. Swear!