Ohmahdearlawd!! My Sister’s Kids are a comedic goldmine! And she should do stand up comedy. Here’s my completely unoriginal, kinda’ crass (and graphic), (hopefully) funny for your FRIDAY. Thank you Sister!:
I’ll let you decide if her visual was accurate:
The text from my sister that accompanied the photo? “This is that creepy ass baby alive doll. . .that I had to clean out. . .She is even pointing at me like. . .You BITCH!!!!”
A few days later I find this little gem waiting for me with my text messages: (It’s GRAPHIC).
“And AGAIN I find her baby doll’s ass not cleaned!!!!!! She is NOT a good mother to her Baby Alive. At least I found it before it all dried up in there again! Hahahaha!”
(Sister should definitely run over this thing with her car. It’s disgusting.)
And finally, when I asked Sister if I could use this for my blog she said I should check with her daily:
“I always have fresh material. There is never a dull moment! My personal favorite was Son not showering for months and me cracking the case wide open with my detective skills!”
Me: What? Really? MONTHS? How did he not have fungus or yeast or worse growing on him?
Sister: Oh yeah, he’s foul. I told him a fungus would consume his one nut and his father and I would ruin the other one if he didn’t effing shower regularly! Hahahahaha!
Are you speechless at this point too?
All I can get out between the crying-laughing mixed with terror at the prospect of having my Kid get older is: Hope you have a great weekend! XO