Yesterday, like nearly every other morning, I brought Mac downstairs after he awoke. Here’s what happened in the next 1 minute and 45 seconds:
The minute his little feet hit the floor, he raced to his Legos. “Lego, Ego, Ego” he demanded forcefully while pulling the bin from the shelf.
I sat down on the floor and opened the tub of Legos for him.
“Fresh!” he said.
“Ok. Let’s get that wet diaper off of you,” I say motioning towards him tugging on his pants.
“No! Pants! Pants!” he whined.
“Sure. You can just wear your pants for a little while without the diaper.”
I pull up his pants and he shoves three Legos at me, “HELP!”
“Do you want the blue on top of the green?” I ask.
“CRACK! CRACK!” he orders.
I put the Legos down and drag myself off the floor and head to the kitchen for crackers.
He follows hot on my heels “Help! Help!” he exclaims, jamming the Legos into my thigh as I’m putting a couple of crackers in a bowl.
“Ok. Mommy can help,” I sigh, sidestepping him, putting the bowl of crackers on his little table and clicking the Legos together quickly.
“GURT!! GRUT! GRRRRRRUUUUUUTTTTT!” He wails while pulling on the freezer drawer (because for some sick and inexplicable reason he will only eat yogurt while standing in front of the open freezer).
I feel my eye start to twitch.
When I was working outside of the home, I used to dread getting to work early. I’m not a morning person and EVERY TIME I’d walk in the front door early, there were two obnoxious Financial Advisors lying in wait. They wouldn’t even say “Good Morning” before they started ranting and raving and whining about whatever their seemingly urgent issue was that day. It was positively infuriating.
And NOW? Now, my nearly two-year old is making them look like complete amateurs.
Is this normal? Where did he learn to fire of 25 demands in 20 seconds? I do not speak this way to other people. (Well, not out loud at least). Where did he learn this?!
I did a little reading. Apparently, this sort of behavior is completely normal. This is what kids his age do.
Oh well, at least he’s on track developmentally. . .Would someone please pass the prescription drugs and booze to Mommy? NOW!!!!!